like everyday i went back to kl by taking a cab straight to taman bahagia station. last Monday i caught up my self in a crazy driving cab driver. Today i caught my self in a cab which the driver was a big talker. this was the conversation dialogue:
driver: eh! tadi saye ingat awak budak cina. rupe-rupenye melayu.
me:* laugh* dah biase kene.
driver: so awak dari mane?
me: erm..ampang.
driver: oh! jauhnye.
me *laugh*
driver: orang arab nie cantik cantik kan? saye tengok..peh!!!lawa gile,tengok tue( apperently one arab girl was walking)
me: huh!!! oh ahh!!
driver: tapi diorang nie x suke campur dengan orang..
me: oh ahh...diorang dengan puak diorang je...* blur*
things got silence then.....suddenly!!!!!
driver: saye cukup benci orang africa!
me: oooookkkkkkkkk...........(slowly turning blur)
driver: aish! diorang nie melampau, dah la malam-malam mabuk menyusahkan orang!
me: sesuke hati diorang je...( begining to start thinking)
driver: perempuan diorang pulak ambil ko tetek( the boobs) besar- besar...
me: * oh f***!!! i caught in the wrong cab again!!!!****
driver: tapi arab tak!!saye ok je dengan orang arab...diorng betul-betul gune kemudahan teksi..tapi kekadang bengang ar jugak sebab pastue buat orang tunggu and kekadang blah je camtue..
me: * ok! from african he fly to arab* geez!!
driver: malaysia skrang dah ikut cara luar..tapi semua tue dah lame start mase zaman saye bende tue dah ade cume tersorok je..
me: * eh!fly back to malaysia* oh,ye ke??tapi sekarang melayu sesuke hati diorang je nak expose semua tue.
driver: * slamming tone* tak!!! kite sekarang kene fikiran terbuke, saye menyapah betul orang yg fikiran kolot nie!!
me: * wtf* oh ye....
so....finally we arrive at the station and his final massage for me..
driver: tak yah! fikir macam orang lama, skrang kite dah maju..fikiran dah kene open!
so after living the cab i wonder what the bloody motive in the conversation!!lol!
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